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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to play solitaire with one card 

Yo mama so poor, when I stepped on a skateboard, she said, "Get off the family car!"

Yo mama so poor, I walked in the front door and fell out the back!

Yo mama so fat, when she saw a school bus full of white kids, she said, "Gimme back my twinkie!"

Yo mama so fat, that when she was floating in the ocean, the french claimed her as the new world.

Yo mama's such a middle schooler that CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, that she went to a movie theater and sat next to everyone!

You mama so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

Yo mama so poor, that when I asked to use the restroom she said, "Pick a corner."

Yo mama so fat, that we had to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie outside, just to get her out the door!

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
    she did.
Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's
    clothing store.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
    by cats.
Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey

Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps

Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family

Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo

Yo mama so fat, that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone! 

Yo mama so poor that when I ring the doorbell, I hear the toilet flush 

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a stick of roll on deodorant. 

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is expired

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. 

 Yo mama so phat that she stepped on a scale and it showed her phone number!

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